One day Sardarji was driving his new car. Suddenly, he collided with a bicycle. The accident caused much damage to the bicycle and the guy was furious. Sardarji ran towards him mumbling apologies, but the man was not pacified.
 
  He shouted at sardar got a stout stick and starting hammering it on the windshield. Sardarji was shocked and tried to take the stick from him, requesting him to stop. But the bicycle man (who was incidently very stout) got hold of the Sardarji and carried him ten meters away from his car. He drew a small circle near the road with the stick and asked Sardarji to stay inside and not move outside the circle, threatening him with his stout stick for better measure.
 
  Now our Sardarji was not very brave at heart and coolly went to stand in the circle. The man goes back to what he had left in the middle and starts on the headlights. After this, he starts on the rearlights. As soon as he breaks the first one, he hears a faint chuckle from the Sardarji. He breaks the other one, now he could distinctly hear the Sardarji laugh slightly. Enraged, he goes to the Sardarji and asks him why he was laughing. Sardarji says that it was nothing.
 
  He comes backs and resumes his assault on the poor car and as he goes on in this act, Sardarji's laughs become louder and louder. Enraged, the bicycle man increases his assault , but the laughs keep on increasing rather than decreasing.
 
  At last, the bicycle man can't stop himself. He goes to the Sardar and taking him by the collar, asks him the reason for laughing. Our Sardar at first says it was nothing, but when the man starts getting really rough, he breaks down. He says "If I tell you, you will beat me". The bicycle man, now very curious, promises not to do anything if the Sardar tells him.
 
  Satisfied about his safety, our Sardarji says "You know, while u were engaged there, I came out of the circle seventeen times."

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Sardar complained to his friend about his wife "My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years."
 
Mrs Sardar (Rajsi) intervened, "Not six we have been married for seven years!"

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Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
 
He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
 
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
 
Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
 
Boss: Wait for more.
 
Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
 
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.
 
Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!